Saturday 24 August 2019

Anti Skeet Kit


Having been held prisoner by blood seeking insects, buzzing and banging in the night, power cuts and no water I am now ready for all eventualities.
Greek phrase book in case  have to phone or shout for help and need a Greek Man.
Phone as close to outside wall as possible to ensure a signal short of standing on the roof
Torch for loss of power over a length of time if and when my back up electric power units fail
Plug ins first line of defense, Insect spray second line of defense and not in the picture Flip Flops for bashing the buggers
Antihistamine cream for when they succeed
Tablet for mifi connection more successful for help requests than Phone and a source of entertainment when lying in wait
Air conditioning controller ready to blast out cool air and high rate of flow to send them packing
and water bottles just in case
Map in case I need to rendezvous or direct someone to my place.

Never had to go to these lengths in the UK for a goodnights sleep and yes I have got mosquito nets on all windows but the buggers hitch a lift in anytime on me or the cats.

ps glasses cos I can't read without them

Friday 23 August 2019

There's Life in that old road




Day and night the Epar Road sees life to and from Kefalos and beyond. As I sit on my patio, in my lounge or look out the bedroom window there it is.

The Early morning Garbage collections two even three times a week, The Club Robinson Bus picking up it's workers.The School Bus taking the teenagers to Andimachia,The Tingaki Express, the Mastichari, Mamaris equivalent for early pick ups or late drop offs. The Hotel and airport pick ups. The Kos Bus.

The tour Bus JD or Kefalos Tours out or back from a day of trips round the Island or the night bus for the Sunset tours to Agios Theologos or Zia, the shopping in Kos or Zia excursions or Greek Night a chance to dance the night away to Bouzuki. Or the bus that will take you to the Boat for Barbecue and beach or three Islands.

The cars , the rentals shiny new and clean, The Ikos minis, The Big I've made it Black cars, the SUV,s so I've got Olive Trees man, the little beaten up Fiat Pandas with whole families or the Priest off to church or the beach. The Flat Bed's laden with bits,for the land or to feed the animals or the Beehives about to be re-located to pastures new or Goats shipped off for …..I don't like to think.

The delivery trucks of Peris' brothers and their drinks, the Cheese Man, The 'Fruit is lovely fresh and cheap Van', The any old garden furniture van or the garden plants, small olive trees, herbs Basil, Rosemary Mint.

The Fire Truck just checking and occasionally the Police and Ambulance
White Van man, The Iron man, Manolis Anthoulis catch me if you can man, Lafarge Baton the Concrete man, The Butcher, the Baker, even the Candlestick Maker for the Church of course van it all goes past..

The Scooters and peds all day long zip up and down, Quads, Buggies still easier than Shank's Pony.
But up and down they go dressed for the beach doing battle with Flamingos and sharks as the wind tries to whip the Lilo's out of their hands. A quick trot down and a slow laborious one up. I want to shout at those intrepid walkers making their way up to the Village at Midday, 'don't do it'. There are the white bodies just arrived, the red ones not been here long but want to catch the rays, The covered up ones who spent too long in the sun or sensible build up to it ones. The eager children, the pushers and buggies and even the occasional mobility scooter.

At night the tone changes, dressed to impress, party or dine, the mosquitos fly over, heady on perfume not sure about the anti skeet sprays and while some people repel, others are plagued with the biters wearing a halo of critters.

As the day quietens down the cats and dogs cross the road, chickens pop out for a morsel, Goats and the solitary Cow get relocated in their field, who knows what they are eating but if it's wild dry grasses and weeds could they come up a bit higher and clear my garden. Whatever time of day that road sees it all and so do I if I just sit and watch.

Saturday 17 August 2019

That's some backyard


A bit blustery today as I drove down to Agios Theologos. The road has some tight curves as it hugs the contours of the mountain down towards the rocky outcrop that is my final destination. As I passed the water fountain where the Old Shepherd sometimes sits watching his flock in an old cane chair I was fooled into to thinking they were no where to be seen. But ready with the brakes out popped a few stragglers to join the herd sheltering from the sun whilst hugging the exposed rock face on my left. Nothing to do but wait as the ambled across, nibbling away at vegetation.

Three men dressed in full Beekeepers outfits sat in the front of a lorry having a cigarette and I made a note to self to buy some on the way back. Dragonflies flitted across the wild thyme meadows and birds took off as I stopped to photograph them. Not for them to appear on my Facebook page.


And as I pulled up at the beach , couldn't wait to get out a photograph of the Goats. They weren't having it either as 'Mr I'm in charge' had me clearly set in his sights with head bowed low as he came towards me and bloody great horns. I ran for the car he ran off down to the beach, sorry for disturbing any sunbathers.



I did stop for honey and a sampling on the way back. Couldn't help notice the advert on the side of the Lorry. Honey from our Yard. Well that's some backyard they've got if you've ever ventured down to Agios Theologos