Saturday 8 September 2018

To Fly or not to Fly when is the question


The anticipation of a trip to Kos always starts with planning to pack the entire contents of my wardrobe and someone else's, and over a period of a week I whittle it down not before I've matched outfits, tops, bottoms, days, nights, boat trips, trips to Kos town, Weddings, Birthdays, festivals and this time a Christening. I weigh everything, iron it or roll it up. I collate my First aid kit, my anti mosquito kit, Sun lotion, before sun, after sun, lotion and potions for every eventuality, flip flops, sunhats, shoes for day, shoes for night, shoes for rough terrain, shoes for hiking, cardigans, jackets, coats, wraps, shawls, books, bags, sunglasses, reading glasses, spare reading glasses, cameras , tablets, phone, chargers, Kindle, inflatable cushion for the plane, socks to keep my feet warm on a night flight, cork screw, bottle opener, ear plugs, anti sickness tablets and so on and so on. And then I look at this never ending list of items, bulging out of my suitcase and downsize.......Several times. Must remember Kos has all these things and anything else I might need, so must leave space in the case to take things back.

The time arrives to leave, check passport, check doors, check tickets, check money etc anyone would think I had OCD. Anyway that's it on my way. I don't know what Flight you prefer into Kos that is if you have any choice but for me it's Gatwick direct mid afternoon 9 o'clock arrival if you are lucky. After the usual Passport Control queue having alighted from the Coach for the 100 yard trip across the Tarmac the guess is on as to which of the three carousels your Baggage is on and it's probably mixed in with the Manchester Flight or the Munich or anywhere else for that matter but it's so worth the wait when you walk out into warm night air. The Cecadas call to you, the dampness descends on the hard surfaces fooling you into thinking it's rained and the heady aroma of herbs mixed with that unmistakable smell that tells you your home hits you. And the holiday starts and the pace of life drops into siga siga.

Ok you might arrive too late to get dinner but it's highly unlikely that you won't find somewhere open ready to feed you.

The early morning flights get you there in time to get straight into the Pool, or take up residence on the sunbeds , or a bit of lunch and wind down Mythos before you unpack. The early drive to the airport at Silly O'clock was so worthwhile. The heat hits you and the shades come on as you're thrown into Greek Summertime. The Holiday Reps wait outside to get you to your coaches and anyone who lives on Kos not being picked up by friends or Taxi now have a walk up the road to the carpark that is the Supermarket, so time to get your essentials before you drive home. The joy of the direct Flight.

The Flight I like the least is the Heathrow to Athens night flight. By 10.00 you are one of the last passengers left sitting at Terminal 2 and it looks like an empty flight. But don't let it fool you as soon as boarding is announced the Greeks arrive last minute all with luggage they insist will fit into the cabin and eventually the attendants give in because they will be so late leaving. I love the way they carry the rucksacks on their backs in attempt to disguise the thing. They are still plugged into their earphones and holding loud conversations with friends and family and any semblance of row 1-20 or back to 30 soon disappears. I love this part of the journey, something so familiar and comfortable.

It's the Athens bit I don't like, I've been frisked, swiped, sent so many times
through the scanner that I now virtually wear nothing to save having my bra jiggled around and hoisted, case searched and repeatedly scanned and wo- betide you if you have got into such a flap you're still carrying the water bottle you had on the plane because when you tried to come directly through from international to domestic there was no one around to let you through and so you had to rush out and back in again. No wonder I look guilty and flushed. The return journey is much more sedate. It's still worth
arriving in Kos for breakfast as siga siga the day slowly starts.